Tesla Model X "Melts Away" On Its Own

Yet another Tesla appears to have caught fire and "melted away" on its own, according to Belgian news website HLN. This time, it was a Model X owned by the wealthy virtue signalling fat bastards Dutch businessmen Salar and Sasan Azimi. The original report, which appeared in the Belgian HLN, includes video that appears to show the inside dashboard of a Model X that has been fully melted away. It appears "the expensive 'Model X' is totally unsafe,"

Model X dashboard touch screen

Passenger's side dashboard

In a article translated from HLN, one of the brothers says: "We paid 150,000 euros for that car a year and a half ago. We were then one of the first Dutchmen to drive such a car. It is quite remarkable that our car was not even turned on  when it started to smolder. I think this is the first time worldwide that a 'Model X' has started to melt on its own."

He then described the incident: “The general manager of Patro Eisden (the club where Azimi is chairman, ed.) had borrowed the car from me for a moment. When he wanted to drive to me last night, the doors didn't open. A moment later there was a burning smell. The fire brigade arrived on site and placed the Tesla in a water bath. It is a total loss."

Only the wealthy can afford these death boxes, the public surely cannot.

As we noted just days ago, another Tesla that caught fire while charging in Belgium was also placed into a water bath to prevent it from reigniting after it caught fire. That incident was the latest in a recent spike of Teslas spontaneously and inexplicably combusting.

Despite the incident, the wealthy brothers didn't seem phased while gloating: "Well, we have a Lamborghini Urus, a Lamborghini Avetador, a Ferrari F12 and a few Mercedes in the garage, among other things. Enough cars to move us."

But hey guys, congrats on being the first Dutch idiots to drive a Model X. Buy another one.