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Archdeacon Theophilus of Adana, Cicilia was unanimously elected as bishop but turned the position down out of humility. The new bishop unjustly deprived Theophilus of his archdeacon position causing deep regret and thirst for revenge. Theophilus sought out a necromancer to help him open up communication with Satan. Satan required Theophilus to renounce Christ and the Virgin Mary before signing a contract in his own blood. When Theophilus compelled Satan gave him a position as bishop.
Theophilus later prayed and repented to the Virgin in hopes of forgiveness, but he prayed to an idol and graven image, and not to Yeshua. Satan didn’t want to let go of him that easily and just three days after gaining forgiveness Theophilus woke up to find the contract he had signed on his own chest. He took the contract to the bishop and confessed before dying of relief to be free of the burden.
But no sale. The bastardo committed the act of betrayal, the broken cross ritual. In it, the devotee to evil has to take a clay cross, break the arms off, then urinate on the cross, while intoning the sacred text, in which she or he, in their own blood, say aloud that their name be stricken from the book of life and written in the book of death. Kind of a final thing, that.
This fool suffered all his life at the hands of the beast, as they usually do, because High Priestesses are such fickle, vain, and retarded bitches.
Tormented by demons until his death, the church made him, of all things, a saint to pray to.
Say what? How do you reckon that?
Well, that's the vatican for you. If it's satanic, they work it into their system, one way or the other.
