Tuesday, November 24, 2020

America" 2022-2028

 

Newsom, fresh off his $10,000 indoor, maskless, zero distanced dinner at one of the fanciest restaurants in the state, just dropped some super fun new Thanksgiving rules on his peasants. Here they are:

  • All gatherings must be held outside.
  • Gatherings that include more than 3 households are prohibited.
  • As much as possible, any food or beverages at outdoor gatherings must be in single-serve disposable containers. If providing single-serve containers is not possible, food and beverages must be served by a person who washes or sanitizes their hands frequently, and wears a face covering.
  • Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized.
  • Gatherings should be two hours or less.
  • The host should collect names of all attendees and contact information in case contact tracing is needed later.