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| Most losing soccer team in US history, paid millions of dollars a year to be a nasty skank role model for other nasty skank dykes. |
Well, it’s finally come to this. Victoria’s Secret has hit rock bottom with plummeting sales, and now the struggling brand is ready to ditch the woke, plus-size, and downright homely models to get back to what everyone wants to see: glamorous women scantily clad. This about-face comes at a steep cost and reminds us of Bud Light’s mistake of ignoring their loyal customer base—those men and women who loved the sultry “fantasy” aspect of the Victoria’s Secret brand. Instead, they injected a dose of harsh reality, complete with all its imperfections, like tummy rolls, back fat, and double chins.
Ironically, the genius behind the success of Victoria’s Secret was none other than Jeffrey Epstein’s sole benefactor, Les Wexner. When Les left, the company went woke and collapsed. So, what triggered this dramatic about-face and return to their sultry roots? Well, the final nail in the coffin for Victoria’s Secret was none other than angry, man-hating lesbian Megan Rapinoe, who also managed to sour people on Subway sandwiches during her brief stint as their spokesMAN.
