The Denver Airport Installs a Talking Gargoyle That Says “Welcome to the Illuminati Headquarters”

By
Vigilant Citizen

The Denver International Airport (DIA) is a creepy place and it keeps getting creepier. If you read my 2008 article Sinister Sites: The Denver Internation Airport, you already know about its demonic horse that killed its creator, its Masonic plate saying “New World Airport Commission” and its horrific murals depicting a genocide.

Ten years later, this mural still thoroughly creeps me out.

All of these bizarre things and more lead to “conspiracies” regarding the airport and its possible secret purpose. What’s up with the bizarre markings on the floor? Why did they build a massive tunnel system underneath the airport? And, of course, why are there gargoyles looking over travelers?

One of two gargoyles overlooking the baggage claim at the DIA.

This year, the DIA decided to take the weirdness to yet another level by installing a talking animatronic gargoyle that surprises travelers with sassy jokes and comments. The airport posted a video on YouTube showcasing this thing that probably cost a whole lot of taxpayer money.

A screenshot of the talking gargoyle video.

In the video the gargoyle says to one passenger:

“Welcome to the Illuminati Headquarters, I mean, Denver International Airport!”

In another hilarious bit, it says:

“Well, I’m 243 years old now”.

If you do the math, that means that the gargoyle was born in 1776. The Bavarian Illuminati was founded in 1776. The video ends with classic Illuminati imagery.

I remember when airports used to focus on, like, planes and stuff.