SpaceX Suddenly Seems Pretty Terrified to Launch Starship After Long String of Super Expensive Explosions

 SpaceX Suddenly Seems Pretty Terrified to Launch Starship After Long String of Super Expensive Explosions

 

For years, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has been stridently glib when his rockets explode during tests, quipping that the blasts were "just a scratch," a "minor setback," or a "rapid unscheduled disassembly."

He's still deploying these jokey ripostes, but there's reason to believe the walls may be starting to close in for SpaceX's efforts on Starship, as more and more of the ultra-expensive spacecraft fail in spectacular public view.

The issue is that he's bet the future of the company on the massive craft, making its success — or failure — an existential issue for his space venture.

etc and more not space bs here

https://futurism.com/spacex-starship-delays

 

Spacehex launch was delayed in video feed by 5 minutes

 Spacehex launch was delayed in video  feed by 5 minutes 

All launch feeds were NASA spacehex. So, if it blew up, they could substitute something else over the real event.

 Just saying.

The big spacewankerhex not space starship Number 10 today UPDATED

 UPDATE

They scrubbed the mission, 45 seconds before the "launch."

Denied. Epic gyp. 

Don

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The big spacewankerhex not space starship Number 10 today

Don

 

Well, the previous 9 starship launches either blew up on the pad or after launch. They tried to hide them from the public, but the streaming debris from the sky being filmed by everyone forced the satanists to admit that yes, this launch failed, too. Pick a number. When these blow up, nothing from the MSM. 

Silence.

But, the demons assure them that - like the previous 9 assurances - this time it will work! By golly.  

This launch was supposed to go off yesterday, but they scrubbed it for 3.30 CST (33) today. We'll see.

They hope that if it does fail, it's too far out over sea for anyone to record the KABOOM and prove to the world, that, yes, another spacewankerhex has gone into tiny bits of shite.

Tell me...what is the carbon footprint of all these big nasty firecrackers for nothing? Anyone?

As always, I prefer the big detonation on the pad. We might as well get a fireworks show out of it, for all its fake and gay value. 

You could program the robotoid Elon droid for a soundbite for the press about how all this was planned for and was expected.

Riiiiiight.

You wanted it to blow up into tiny bits of harmful shite raining down into the waters.

Wanted it.

So you want it, then?

Okay.

Everyone gets what they want, it is often said.

Still, I prefer the HUGE EARTH SHAKING DEATH BOOM on the pad.

Get me some popcorn, pop me a Mexican coke, and enjoy, says I.