Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Modern Woman

 Modern Woman

17, Homebrew
Every boy Looks at you
Very high IQ And aptitude too.
21, Doing great
Every boy's a play date
Hook up with my roommate I love her when she gyrates
25, On the job
Benefits are the bomb
I'm really getting tired of Calls from my mom
28, No time to date
Gotta get the name plate
Want to travel
Find my fate
Before it's too late...
I don't need a man, I need a plan At least that's what I'm screaming at 3am
I'm thriving, Straight vibing
If I say it enough, It might be true this time...
Why would I want parasite inside of my body?
I'm hard working woman and I'm here to make money. Only money.
It's a disease On a warm breeze
Feeling the weight of the future hit that spot far up inside of me
I've bought great lips And tight skin
Why's a girl gotta give it all away again?
Maybe if he's really rich
We'll get hitched and find a surrogate Or adopt a few black kids
I've always wanted one of those.
Three abortions in a row
Fourth one's free - you didn't know?
Cunt tatoo from my favorite show
I'll send you pics, but first hit up my Venmo.
33, Gaining weight
37, Capitulate
41, Single again
Beware something is wrong with men.
45, Still alive
Looking for A cute young guy
Mommy's here To treat you right What do you mean I'm up tight?
Tell me what you mean
When you say you mean "I'll regret it"
This is what I mean
When I say I mean "independent"
57, Drunk tonight.
Is auntie gonna be alright?
61, Suck a shotgun
I'd take attention from anyone
68, Ward of the state Can't remember my name
Loaded with drugs
Covered with bugs
Dead by 71
The woman that I have become.

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