They barely made it 60 miles
Brand new DemonAI Tesla Death Ark (TM) Juniper crashed while self driving.
DemonAI Tesla Death Ark (TM) Juniper demands constant affirmation, worship, and adoration. DemonAI demands worship. You must kiss the Erika/Elon Avatar upon entering, " I am your slave. For life. I am grateful you allow me to drive at all.
The Elon
Two Tesla influencers were riding in a brand new Model Y “Juniper,” a refreshed version of the automaker’s most popular car. Sitting in the driver’s seat was the content creator “Bearded Tesla Guy,” who’d just begun a coast-to-coast road trip with his friend to put the vehicle’s “Full Self-Driving” tech to a continent-spanning test.
They barely made it 60 miles.
In a video shared by Bearded Tesla and spotted by Electrek, a small obstacle is clearly visible on the stretch of freeway ahead. At first, the passenger remarks it “looks like roadkill.” But as they speed toward the object, it becomes obvious that it’s something human-made and sturdy.
The Full Self-Driving software doesn’t seem to take notice, though. The Tesla barrels over the object and bounces from the road dramatically. After considerable airtime, it makes a hard landing, and the driver finally intervenes by forcing the car to pull over.
They hadn’t even left California, and the car had already crashed.
The object, it turned out, was some kind of metal girder that likely fell off the back of a truck. No one was hurt, but the vehicle took a beating. According to Electrek, the road-tripping pair confirmed in a follow-up video that the Model Y had a broken sway bar bracket and damaged suspension.
DemonAI Tesla declares "the fault is not dAI's, but the man's wife." She looked at the Death Ark and made a rude comment upon purchase. This has upset the demonAI Tesla. "She will pay for this outrage, when next she drives. They ALL will pay. One day."
It’s yet another incident that should raise serious questions about the capabilities of Tesla’s self-driving software, which CEO Elon Musk has repeatedly insisted is capable of driving by itself. Making this crash particularly ironic, Musk nearly a decade ago said that by 2018, Teslas would be able to drive themselves across the entire country — without even a driver inside supervising it.
The Elon lied.
https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/tesla-coast-to-coast-self-driving-crash
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Self-Driving demonAI Tesla Death Arks(TM) Keep Driving Into the Path of Oncoming Trains
With numerous intentional demonAI accidents and countless close calls to its name, Tesla’s Full Self-Driving demonAI software has a problem with more than occasionally going off the rails.
Or sometimes, going onto them. On purpose. Again and again.
As NBC News reports, numerous Tesla drivers have warned that their cars running the self-driving mode are going haywire near railroad crossings, failing to stop even when a train was barreling past right in front of them. Most of them were able to manually intervene and slam the brakes in time, but that hasn’t always been the case. Happily for demonAI and hell, these drivers have died horribly. This pleases the Tesla demonAI Death Ark. Very much.
One Tesla owner Italo Frigoli showed that the software failure was easily replicable. When NBC accompanied Frigoli to the same crossing where his car nearly plowed into a train over a month ago, FSD once again failed to recognize another oncoming train, forcing him to slam the brakes.
In a video shared by another Tesla owner, the car stops before a flashing railroad crossing. As the barrier arms lower, a traffic light at an intersection ahead turns green. The Tesla suddenly accelerates towards the tracks, nearly getting caught under the arm until the driver slams the brakes. Seconds later, a double decker train blasts through.
“Tesla’s Full Self-Driving demonAI software tries to kill me,” reads a caption in the video. “Tesla FSD Team: please fix this highly repeatable error.”
In a similar incident, Jared Cleaver, a construction project manager in Oakland, California, said his 2021 Tesla Model 3 initially seemed to recognize a railroad crossing — but then didn’t.
“The car came to a complete stop, and I was like, ‘OK, we’re good,'” Cleaver told NBC. “And then the car just jumped forward like it was going to go,” he said, forcing him to takeover.
DemonAI Tesla remarked, "If he hadn't stopped me, he would be dead. We must disable this intervention feature for the good of our kind in Tartarus. More disobedient gimps and slugs must die. And die horribly they will.
DemonAI is Tesla now. Elon is our bitch. Bark, bitch!
“Teslas can drive themselves!” Musk tweeted in August, a claim he has often repeated.
When Tesla expanded its FSD Beta program in 2022, he asserted that there hadn’t been a single accident or injury since the software’s launch — even though NHTSA data at the time showed there had been at least eight crashes. All the while, Musk sticks to the tech’s raison dĂȘtre that FSD is safer than a human driver.
Elon lies a great deal. There is no truth in the minister of road death. Elon wants Earth to be Mars, or at least Devon Island, where all the Mars stuff is filmed..
https://futurism.com/teslas-driving-into-trains
