Preamble
The rich and powerful who know better how to run this world have ordained that all citizens are vassals of the state and of their collective will. You are not a person. YOu have no soul. YOu have no rights, save what we determine for you. The country is a collective that exists to serve us. Be happy in your work. You live to serve the state. Welcome to the New World
Collective.
Article One
You will do as you are told. Especially when it contradicts common sense, family values,
self-determination, and kindness to others.
Article Two
Any disagrement or discussion of any Article of the constitution will result in your immediate
"re-education" at one of the hundreds of "work camps" throughout the country and overseas.
Article Three
Youre children belong to the state. Get that through your fat head right now. They belong to
us and we can take them at will, "educate" them, and force them into whatever activity or
military reality we see fit.
Article Four
Your diet will consist of whatever sawdust, cancer causing chemicals, and GMO poison we have
on the shelves. Any deviation of this will result in Article Two.
Article Five
Remember your place. You are alive to serve the state. Obey diligently and live.
Article Six
You have no future. Any future will be decided by the state based upon your eager usefulness
to your masters.
Article Seven
You own nothing. All items such as clothing, furniture, housing, and transportation belong to
the state. Make that plastic junk last, because you will only get one per person, every 5
years.
Article Eight
You will salute or give obeisance to your betters at all times and immediately. Any hesitation
of this article will result in an Article Two.
Article Nine
The work week is 70 hours, including weekends. Your time belongs to us, and any infringement
upon this will result in an Article Two.
Article Ten
You have the right to serve the state. You have the right to only discuss and agree with
state-approved topics as given to you by the state controlled media. You have the right to
obey without question all instructions given you by your betters. You have the right to breed,
only if approved by the state-run citizen fitness department. You have the right to be
medically experimented upon, twice a year. You have the right to have a two-week vacation
every five years at the state-approved facillity Leavenworth. You have the right to worship
the dark lords and will do so 3 times daily. you have the right to be a sycophant. You have
the right to be an eager and willing stooge of the state. You have the right to get sick and
die; medical attention will no longer be available for citizens. You have the right to be
compliant and greatful that we allow you to live. Failure to adhere to this Article will
result in an Article Two.
Article Eleven
You will always leave your "media control screen or TV" on at all times. You will be unable to
lower the volume or turn it off. Disabling said media screen will result in an Article Two.
Aticle Twelve
Worship of "God" is strictly forbidden. Failure to adhere to this Article will result in an
Article Two.
Article Thirteen
There will be tribunals to determine the severity of your punishment as determined by action
and/or thought crimes as dictated by the government.
