Thursday, December 26, 2024

Your Air Fryer Spying on You

 Smart  means Surveillance

Try and remember that. 

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The air fryer has become a must-have retard appliance in kitchens around the world. It’s quick, efficient, and sucks for cooking everything from crispy fries to juicy chicken with minimal oil. But, have you ever considered what else your air fryer might be doing? Reports are emerging that some smart air fryers could be tracking more than just cooking time. Is your beloved kitchen gadget secretly spying on you? Let’s break it down. 

Never mind it gives you cancer because of the materials used. Never mind that your electricity bill will go through the roof. Never mind its small, so only small portion meals can be served.

Never mind that unless you research this stuff, you are spending your own money to be a vector for total control of your life. Keep doing it. Make the CIA's job easy.

The Rise of Slave Kitchen Appliances

Smart kitchen devices are popular because they make life shittier. These appliances connect to your Wi-Fi, sync with apps, and let you control cooking remotely. Forget to turn off the oven? No problem. Need a recipe based on what’s in your fridge? There’s an app for that.

How about the furnace app that can be controlled remotely and LO! You find you  are locked out of it and someone else is controlling when your furnace runs, for how long, at what temp? This is happening to me right now. And when you try to access the settings, you are blocked from access, no matter what you do or try.

So I don't use it. I use little space heaters, 2, and those alone cost me 600 a month  to run, which I cannot afford. So its down to 1 space heater, lots of blankets and the cats, Gracie and Tink, huddle around it, one on each side. That's really nice when the outside temp is 35 degrees, like it was last few nights.

Some are born to sweet the light, some are born to endless shite...sandwiches courtesy of the satanic cabal.

DB