LAST 48 HOURS NEWS AGAIN IN FULL:
First up tonight, the WalMart
killer. This morning we broke the news that a WalMart manager went
postal in a bloody attack on his coworkers. Anyway, before we could get
our lefty talking heads on to whine about about gun control it turned
out the shooter was black. Since this is a responsible network news
channel, this is the last you'll ever hear of this story. Over to you
Tom.
Thanks Diane. Next tonight, the guy throwing rocks at a gay
bar. When we covered this yesterday we told you the LGBTDisney+
community was under attack, and you should let them rape kids. If you
saw the CCTV pictures, though, you'd have thought "he throws like a
bender", and you'd be right. Police described that the man in custody as
being 'guilty.
Guilty and extremely gay'.
Thanks Tom. And
finally, the man who shot up a gay bar in Colorado isn't a MAGA
Republican like the whole media told you after all, he's a schizo
tranny. And we can't even call him 'he' any more. Again, you'll never
hear about this story [beat] ever again. [roll music] Goodnight.
