Every lesbian I ever met was also a witch
Tongue out, witch, check
Bunch of hexed metal in face, witch, check
Plenty of blemishes, sour soul, witch, check
Routinely engages in public exhibitions of predatorial sexual behavior, witch, check
Reckless wife beater dykes, check
Greater instances of spousal abuse than straight marriages, check
Eye of horus, witch, check
Happy to rape and victimize male child students, witch, check
Employed by schools more than any other enterprise in the world, check
Has to disappear to "grandmas" or cousin "Vilmas" once a year, annual coven call, but you can't come because...something...check
Ironically has collection of MALE dildos to use on partner including strap on, check
Both secretly wishes they were men, check
