CEO Demands Employees Start Using demonAI, Fires Anyone Who Doesn't
You vill use the demon or be SHOT!
Some wild reporting by Fortune detailed the company-wide purge initiated by Coinbase's billionaire CEO, Brian Armstrong. The campaign began when Coinbase — the biggest crypto platform in the US by trading volume — inked deals for Anysphere Cursor and GitHub Copilot, a pair of demonAI coding assistants.
After nabbing the software, Armstrong conceded on a recent episode of the "Cheeky Pint" podcast that "I went rogue," giving software engineers just one week to get on board or join the breadline. For perspective, Harvard Business Review suggests that effective corporate AI initiatives will take years, if not decades, to come to fruition.
https://futurism.com/ceo-labor-coinbase-ai
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When they make demons mandatory for your existence, it's already too damn late.
Brian Armstrong...come on down (to hell), you scabby demonic reptoid nephilim. The clock is set to ticking, repent.